[PsychoTechFreak]

Axis of Evil

Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the 'Axis of Evil', Libya, China and Syria today announced they had formed the 'Axis of Just As Evil', which they said would be 'eviller than that stupid Iran-Iraq-North Korea axis President Bush warned of in his State of the Union Address.' Axis of Evil members, however, immediately dismissed the new axis as having, for starters, a really silly name.

'Oh, right. They are just as evil, are they? In their dreams!' declared North Korean leader Kim Jongle. 'Everybody knows we're the best at being evil... we're the tops.'

Diplomats from Syria denied they were jealous over being excluded, although they conceded they had asked if they could join the Axis of Evil.

'They told us it was full,' said Syrian President Basher Assad.

'An Axis can't have more than three countries,' explained Iraqi President Saddam Hussein. 'This is tradition. In World War II there were Germany, Italy, and Japan in the evil Axis. So you can only have three.'

International reaction to Bush's Axis of Evil declaration was swift. Within minutes, France unilaterally surrendered to everybody.

Elsewhere, peer-conscious nations rushed to gain triumvirate status in what became a game of geopolitical musical chairs. Rhodesia, Sudan and Serbia said they had formed the 'Axis of Truly Evil'.

Somalia joined with Cuba and Burma in the 'Axis of Occasionally Evil', while South Africa, Indonesia and Russia established the 'Axis of Not So Much Evil Really As Just Bloody Unpleasant'.

With the criteria suddenly expanding and all the desirable clubs filling up, Turkey, El Salvador and Rwanda applied to be called the 'Axis of Countries That Aren't That Bad But Certainly Won't Ever Be Asked To Host the Olympics.'

The European Union announced a twelve-strong 'Axis of Nations That Pretend To Be Quite Nice But In Fact Hate America.'

France, Israel and Belgium formed the 'Axis of Countries Who Won't Complain About The Axis of Evil Because We Have Weapons To Sell Them.'

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President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"

The barman says, "Yep, that's them."

So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"

Bush says, "We're planning WW III ".

And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one blonde with big tits.

The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?

Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, smart ***, I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"