A little fun with the Inspectors
Inspector: Tomorrow we will inspect the chemical plant at Carbala
Iraqi: Tomorrow will be a bad day for that.
Inspector: How about next week?
Iraqi: We will have the plant ready on Thursday.
Inspector: Out standing, tomorrow we will inspect the abandoned partially destroyed bunkers at Arum again.
Iraqi: Cool, we have nothing there except some Mercedes that Saddam got in the oil for food program. Perhaps you would like it if we made you a gift of one.
Inspectors report: No WMD were found at the facility in Arum.
Iraqi report: No WMD were moved out of Carbala, 16 trucks were not used to move them, and they were not buried in the desert outside of Naira. The trucks were returned to the motor pool on Wednesday morning.
UN report: UN inspectors have not found any WMD; the government of Iraq has been cooperating fully.