Re: Atmosphere
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Originally posted by dmm:
quote: Originally posted by Alpha Kodiak:
I am relativistically certain that if you place a black hole up your nose, you will no longer have any concerns about sinus congestion. 
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I picked a mini black hole out of my nose the other day, and wiped it on my sock. Then it went into the laundry and I lost track of it. That's why I'm losing all my socks! I wipe all my picked singularities off on my sock. Furthermore, I can conclude that it's always my LEFT sock, as that's the one I always use for this purpose.
Anyone know where I can buy a package of only left socks?
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