[Katchoo]

Originally posted by narf poit chez BOOM:
*pulls out a prehistoric 500 lb quarter and hands it to katchoo*
*katchoo is now in a katchoo-shaped hole in the ground*
weeee

*Katchoo falls through the Earth and emerges in China.*

Grrrrrr...

*The oversized quarter is quite valuable, so Katchoo sells it and uses the money to buy a film studio.*

*Katchoo spends the next decade producing documentaries, movies, and game shows to brainwash the Chinese population into hating Narf.*

*By this point Aaron Hall, god of all who visit these Forums, has amassed a fortune from his Space Empire's & Dungeon Odyessy games and has moved his development company to China where he can make more money and enslave a whole new market*

*This combination of people who produce Space Empires', and hate Narf, premanantly prevents Narf from ever being able to obtain a copy of Space Empires again.*

Now look what you have forward too if you continue to hang around with "!" and don't join up with Play by Committee.