I would strongly recommend you don't read the rest of the archive then.
http://freefall.purrsia.com/
or here
http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff100/fv00001.htm
Don't say I didn't warn you. Warning: Scientific Evidence shows Freefall is addictive and can have side effects including:
-abdominal pain
-sudden coughing
-liquid splattered monitors (see sudden coughing)
and
facial muscle strain
Other side effects were generally mild and similar to sugar pill.