[Ruatha]

2403.0 The Swedish Nation - Manure.

The head of the intelligence office moved silently into Ruatha's office.
"-Hi there, R
We've got a strange invitation form the Katamaran service in response to our Last message to them.
Listen to this:

Message from the Katamaran Service:
"*click*click*click*

Please, feel free to send as many exploritory ships as you'd like! We'll be sending our own exploration craft through your territory soon ourselves.

*click*click*click*

Oh, and don't worry about any parties with the Ministry of Fireworks. They won't be hosting anything soon. But the Ministry of Socializing & Disease Control will be hosting the 12th annual All You Can Eat Fertilizer Shindig next month. Feel free to attend, and bring along some compost to throw at your dance partner!

*click*click*click*

- Katamaran Service, Director Flarb (est 2400.1)"

What do you think of this?

"-Great.
This gives me a fine idea!
We really need to improve our relations with our neighbours, and I know just how.
Tell the head of the colonization department to leave for these festivities with the katamarans as the official Swedish representative.
And get some **** and place it in a vacumm sealed parcel.
Tell her that it is a gift to the Katamarans that they have requested and that she is to open it at the festivities and present it to them with her own hands.


"-I like the way you think Ruatha.
I'll see to it.
We'll put a filter on her own toilet and use her own disposals, he he he.

"-Yes. This will make everyone happy.
Well, atleast the Katamarans and me, I don't know about Tina though, he he.."

"-Ok, se Ya

"-Bye, and try to arrange for some footage of her on the festivities!"

The head of the intelligence office left without noise, flowing quietly through the offices.

Ruatha sat at his desk with a smile upon his lips.


[ May 30, 2003, 09:11: Message edited by: Ruatha ]