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Old April 21st, 2003, 05:43 PM
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Default Re: Bar Trek: The Next Generation. Episode 4: Sore Leave

Power Man looks over and sees that he as been rated THREE STARS !!
“YAY, my Rants have Finally been Rated !!”
“Taz, a round of your best three star al for the room. Even the guy under the tanning (UV) lamps.

Power Man sees David G. sitting at the window. “Hay David see what I managed to save from the Old Place.”
Power Man opens his Carry-All and pulls out the small fountain from the model cantina. It’s a little dented and scratched but it looks like it would still work.
Power Man takes it outside and sets it up in front of the New Place.
He turns up the water pressure to the fountain.
This causes the fountain to expand into a full size fountain, complete with a small pond and some benches.

If one looks into the pond one may see some very hard to spot and reclusive “COY Fish”.

“I think this place could use some flowers.” Power Man opens his Carry-All and pulls out some planters and puts them around the benches.
In the theme of a major holiday on my home world I am going to plant some Lilies.

As soon as the lilies are planted they begin to change. Their flowers get kind of orange stripes and the edges get what look like sharp little points (almost like teeth!).
The stems get a coating of orangish fuzz. And the leaves get a set of (claw like ) stickers.

If one listens one might hear what sounds like a “Meow-- FITZ…FITZ ”!!!
But don’t get too close. These are “Limp Lilies” no more.
No, get too close and you will get your Nose Nibbled !

They are now Tiger ( or maybe TIGGER) Lilies !!

So David, you don’t have to listen to fake rain. You can listen to the splashing fountain.
(Just watch out for the Tigger Lilies.)

(Oh what PUNishment! )
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