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Old April 23rd, 2003, 07:43 PM
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Default Re: Bar Trek: The Next Generation. Episode 4: Sore Leave

Power Man chooses not to run.
He reaches into his Power Suit and pulls out his Long Thick Pink
TOON ERASER (What were you thinking?)

With a few swipes RD's enema shooting device disappears from his hand.
A few more and RD's Hand Disappears !!
A dozen more swipes with the Eraser and Power Man has "Rubbed out" Raging Deadstar !!

All that is left is RD's two big blinking toon type eyes.

These fall on the bar with a coin like "ping".
Taz mistakes the eyes for a tip and grabs them up off the bar and puts them into his "Tip Jar".
(you could say that it look like Taz "has your eyes".)

Power Man looks out and sees a ship coming through the portal.
"OH BOY it is my new PC (Personal Cruiser) I ordered."
He leaves the building and goes out to check his new PC.

On his way he sees primitive heading toward the fountain with "that look".
"Oh Oh this could be interesting."

As primitive gets ready to "use the fountain" he hears the rustlings of many leaves.
The Tigger lilies do not like the idea of anyone spoiling the waters. They begin to turn their sharp toothed flowers toward primitive. Their sharp stickered leaves snap out after primitive's "best bits".

Not only that but those "Coy" fish have turned into "Oriental Fighting" fish and they start leaping up trying to catch any thing "dangling".

Yes, unlike the "poor fountain" in the Old cantina that was for ever getting messed up, this time the fountain has defenders !!

Primitive, not wanting to get his Pee-Pee Pricked, (sorry folks, I could not resist) quickly leaves the fountain area.

Still feeling "un-empted" primitive is happy to spot a "primitive", sweet smelling, "honey bucket" type out house just on the other side of the poorly painted fence. He makes a "Bee" line for the honey bucket and "goes" inside.

PHUE the honey bucket is not so "sweet smelling" anymore.
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