The screen is dark. The music starts out low. A dramatic Voice is heard.
Forums, the Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the Star Ship Phong's Head.
Its mission, To seek out, and "Boff" the cutest babes in the universe.
To see and taste what is "Brewing out there ", while not crashing into too many things.
To Boldly "go" were no one (primitive) has "Gone" before. (But watch out for the Tigger Lilies)
The music Swells DO WEE DA DA OOK OOK OOK…..
The Mighty Phong's Head Swooshes past the camera. (Just missing it by the way)
And now a word from Our Sponsor …….
AH Shucks, all of the good parts have already been taken. I do not want to just a poor Red Shirt.
I want to be The Weapon's Officer. I can deal out the "PUNishment" to our foe's.
And besides "some people" around here think I may be too violent.
