[Taz-in-Space]

and someone hide the keys to the shuttledeck. The Last time we did one of these, I recall Taz took one for a joyride, discovered time travel via a slingshot round a gas giant and ended up crashing into Siberia some years ago (just before we beamed him out)....

Did I hear this right: I ended up crashing into Siberia just BEFORE I was beamed out?

Now that explains a few things...like:

Taz is Whoopi Goldberg, with funny mediaval princess style conical hat on top of his furry head

And:

Taz, standing behind the bar, dons a purple Whoopee Goldberg outfit complete with big purple hat

Or maybe it was this:

An incandescent ball of light appears on the ceiling of the temporary cantina, lightning arcs out of the ball and earths on the cantina fittings, and on one particular helpless occassion, Taz's head...

Oh well, I guess I've made a little Whoopie in my time...

Here goes - :

I need to order the kitchen to prepare curry, chilli and sauerkraut and lots of fizzy beer

Captain, here is the food you ordered for yourself and the crew. I have taken the liberty to include some Mexican Bean Dip as well! Enjoy!!