The script of the real episode, for anyone who wants to see what we're ripping the piss out of.
Cue music, cue credits, episode 1 begins:
Bar Trek: The Becks Generation
Episode 1: Encounter at Fartpoint.
voiceover
Short on beer, the crew of the TSSS
Phong's Head is travelling to Anus IV to look into the mystery of Fartpoint, a new brewery built by the inhabitants of that planet...
[ April 30, 2003, 10:06: Message edited by: dogscoff ]