[Katchoo]

Mr S'Katchoo: "Captain, Intruders in Cargo Bay 5, the lounge, the Recording Studio, Pee Wee's Playhouse, and the Brewery!"

Suddenly one of the intruders breaks onto the bridge. Acting quickly, Mr S'Katchoo grabs the intruder's genetically modified "nether regions" and squeezes. The intruder promptly drops to the ground in agony.

Upon seeing this the rest of the crew all cringe in unison and cross their legs.

Mr. S'Katchoo: "Captain, shall I call in the Ship's Band to play something dramatic while we repell the boarders?"