[Growltigger]

Captain to ship's compter, Mabel, please locate Mr Power Man, he is in holodeck 4 with Mr S'Katchoo? good, please send 10,000 volts through holodeck 4 and then tranpost them both back to their stations on the bridge.

We shall have some discipline on this ship. Computer, sound yellow alert. I want this ship ready for anything in case the away team meets trouble on Fart Point.

Gwaihir, no lurking in this thread whilst the TSSS Phong's Head is on Yellow Alert, unless you fancy donning a red vest and joining the away team on the planet as an expendable, I mean, useful member of the security detail.

Arm phaser banks Mr Power Man, Mr S'Katchoo, please ensure that our anti-sniff field is at full strength, Commander Kamog, please ensure that the warp engines are on line and ready to go at a moments notice.

I have a bad feeling about this. We shall have to wait for Commander Dogscoff to report....

The Captain sits in his command chair, staring at Patsy the PVC Communication officer and waiting for a report from Commander Dogscoff.....