[Katchoo]

Mr S'Katchoo unfolds his chair and takes his seat at the Science Station.

Anti-sniff field? Mr S'Katchoo doesn't see any such device on the board. The Captain's been sleeping in the Warp Exhaust Chamber (re: Bathroom) again, muses S'Katchoo.

Mr S'Katchoo is the creative sort though, so he replicates several hundred clothespins. With pins in hand, Mr S'Katchoo visits every member of the Ship and clips the pins on everyones noses.

Lastly, Mr S'Katchoo visits Barry in Cargo Bay 4. After a Velveeta Mind-Melt, Mr S'Katchoo clips a giant novelty pLastic clothespin, which he obtained in the Dollar Store on Deck 16, onto Barry's giant schnozz.

One quick trip in the turbolift later and Mr S'Katchoo is back on the Bridge.

"The Anti-Sniff Field is up, Captain."