Power Man and his Team are winding their way deep into the Guts of Fart Point.
"Power Man to Captain Growltigga: Thanks for the Promotion. You have really Raised My Spirits. "
I would like you to beam poor Gryphin directly to six bay. It seams that he is not recovering from all of his hard work. I know that the "Good Doctor" may get upset when he sees the "Old Bird".
He will probably say something like "Darn It folks I am a Doctor, Not a VET!!" But with this crew, doctor and vet are the same thing."
With that, Gryphin is beamed back to the ship.
Suddenly the tricorder shows 20 "+10 Large Brewery Rats" approaching the Team. "OK Team spread out. Set your phasers to "Full ZAP" and "fire at Will" (good thing Will is not here).
The rats surprise the team when they start firing Back!
Their strange rays hit the two red Shirts (who else?? Certainly not me, I am a Regular Character!! )
The two red shirts are transformed into Pink shirts. They start mincing about, and complaining about the terrible room décor and the smelly rats (who they continue to ZAP).
They are hit again. This time they transform into Yellow shirts. They start Screaming and running all around. They leave yellow puddles every where. They start Zapping everything.
They are hit again. This time they are turned into Very large Green Shirts. With a booming "HO HO HO"
They happily start stomping the Rats into "Ratta ca-Blooie". Boy do they look all Jolly, Green, and Giant.
Soon all the Rats are gone. The team continues on.
They finally reach the Deepest Darkest smelliest Pit at Fart Point.
"Captain: We have found something. We are just outside of a large Pit. We can see several large machines that appear to be penetrating deeply into Anus IV. The tricorder is picking up high levels of radioactivity."
Captain I can see "Dead People Walking" around the machines.
You are right there is collusion from the evil "Dead Star Continuumumumumu...... "
Captain I think Fart Point is being used to mine radioactives. As a "buy"-product it produces huge amounts of methane and many types of alcoholic beverages that the Old Farts are selling at the " fake Brewery".
There is so little light and power down here I can't see much more. If there was only a way to "shed some light on the subject" we could quickly wrap up this whole episode.
I am glad that you and the Major have opened up a dialogue. Nothing like "2000 assorted beauties rolling about in mud wrestling with each other and all stark naked" to get two chaps wanting a little "piece - I mean- peace"
[ May 12, 2003, 16:57: Message edited by: Power Man ]