[dogscoff]

meanwhile, back in the normal dimension, the anti-dogscoff has materialised aboard the real TSSS Phong's Head. Shagged out after an eventful away-trip, he heads to the bar.

"If I may ask, sir, how is it you have 2 goatees?" inquires a passing crewman.
Before anti-dogscoff can answer, the crewman accidentally spills beer all over him.

For a moment, anti-'scoff just looks at the spilled mess. Then he looks back up at the crewman. The crewman quivers and starts to apologise.
"Don't worry about it" says anti-dogscoff "I've got to get changed anyway. But first let me mop this up for you.

The crewman is amazed. "Aren't you going to feed me to Barry or some kind of hideous, city-devouring sea-monster? Or have me hacked into millions of tiny pieces from the inside by a horde of beserk micro-ninja?"
Anti-dogscoff just laughs. "No, No. Here, let me buy you another drink, although you really shouldn't drink beer- alcohol is very bad for you. How about a nice herbal tea instead?"

The crewman calls for security...

[ May 15, 2003, 16:05: Message edited by: dogscoff ]