[Growltigger]

Back on the real TSSS Phong's Head, the bridge is silent as they gave at the viewscreen showing the scrappy Deadstar warships...

The doors to the captain's ready room open and minging Captain Jean Luc Le Pouffe Celebre sidles out onto the bridge, wearing a ginger goatee beard, an all in one lycra shipsuit, earrings and clutching, for some strange reason, a bunch of daffodils..

"ooooh, dont shoot at us again you nasty man" says the fey mincing ladyboy, "we are leaving deadstar space right away, Mr Helmsman, ooh your nice, come to my briefing room later, I mean, set course for starbase 5, warp 3 (I dont like going any faster, it ruffles my nasal hairs), engage"

The TSSS Phong's Head performs a nippy looking U turn, engine nacelles fire up and it zips off into the stars, leaving Fart Point to the mercy of the Deadstar Continuumumumum....

Back on the TSSS Ginger Minger, the real Captain Growltigga is having a bit of a mare, he cannot find a single drop of booze on the damn ship, and to make things worse, when he asked the pretty young engineering ensign with the large zero gravity ghazoobas to come to the reasy room, the poor ginger moron freaked out and feinted.. "Damn" thins the Captain, "this ship is meant to be the party capital of the galaxy, as well as the meanest starship to boot, something strange is going on, there must have been a transporter error which beamed us into another dimension where everybody is a tee total ginger bearded pacifist, I must get engineering sorted out"

Captain to the non-ginger Versions of Commander Dogscoff, Mr Power Man and Guinan/Taz - please report to my ready room, please bring your phaser pistols, some pLastic explosive and a baseball bat with a few 6 inch nails banged through it

PS Note to Kamog, when I get back to the real dimension, you are going to get royally whipped, abused and demoted - NOBODY and I MEAN NOBODY spaces Barry the T Rex.

Are you not aware that Barry is our head of security aboard the Phong's Head, but because he weighs 12 tons and is 60 foot long, he has to live in the cargo bay???!!!! Narf is a rodent like alien invader and should therefore be phasered on sight, not invited on board, rescued and promoted to "Commander"!! ooohh, are you going to get the worst I can think of!

[ May 16, 2003, 08:40: Message edited by: growltigger ]