[dogscoff]

The real dogscoff reports to the transporter room for a debriefing from the Captain. As 'Tig explains the parallel universe situation, 'scoff comes to an interesting conclusion...

"So there is a parallel universe where everyone I know exists, but has a beard and a totally different personality.
I wonder what other universes are out there, waiting to be discovered?"

Dogscoff looks at the transporter.

"Somewhere, there must be a universe where entire planets are made of beer. And one where I am undisputed Emporer of the Galaxy. And one where the only item of female attire permissible is a thin, virtually transparent coating of strawberry jam..."

Dogscoff immediately begins adjusting various switches and sliders, re-configuring the transporter for inter-dimensional travel.

[ May 16, 2003, 09:48: Message edited by: dogscoff ]