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Old May 20th, 2003, 12:13 AM
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Default Re: Bar Trek: The Next Generation. Episode 4: Sore Leave

Power Man is happy to be back on the correct Phong’s Head. (It is the correct one? Right Captain??).
Taking out his phaser he goes “In Search Of “ the Pansy power man.
He is found hiding in the WC.

“OH MY!! His suit is a wimpy paisley blue with hot pink stripes. “

Pansy power man cries out: “Don’t hurt me. I want to go home. This ship is Nasty. The controls are wrong, the turbolifts are mean, everyone laughs at my goatee, and I can’t find my way around……

SLAP SLAP The Real Power Man says, “There that shut him/me up. “

The real Power Man bundles the pansy up and takes him to the transporter.
Before Power Man sends him back he tells the pansy, ”Your Federation is doomed to End in ruin.
If you wise up and stop being such a pansy you can save yourself and the Federation.
One Man can make a difference. Be That Man!” Get rid of those silly pink stripes.
As he is beamed back the pansy says he will “sleep on it”.

Power Man returns to the Bridge. Captain I have returned the ginger bearded pansy power man to his ship.
Sitting down at the controls Power Man sets the ships phasers to “sweep” and destroys the mine “presents” that were left by the Deadstar ships.

Captain I think I can get the course those ships were on when they cloaked. Our “eagle eye” scanners were still on. They were able to track them as they left.

(By the Way Taz I really like your new avatar.)
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