[Growltigger]

Captain Slog, Stardate 12.53 GMT Hmmmm, I wonder where that useless first officer of mine has got to these days, oh well, we are not missing him and the bridge seems a much nicer place when he is not there.

We are cruising at warp 1, slowly picking up the trail of the Deadstar warships which attacked us and then fled after my, ahem, interuption of their normal bridge facilities. There is nothing like extreme force to persuade someone to turn tail.

The TSSS Phong's Head is such a relief. No gingers are aboard, and the only person with a goatee is missing

What could happen next?