[dogscoff]

*dogscoff materialises on the transporter pad, and is delighted to see that the transporter operator looks a lot like Holly Valance and is dressed only in a thin layer of strawberry jam.

"Welcome back, your excellency, the females of the galaxy have missed your commanding presence" she says, dropping to her knees in a gesture of (ahem) respect.

At that moment, 'scoff feels his atoms tingle as the Erax of the TSSS Phong's Head sweeps the dimensions for him locks onto his signal.

*dogscoff materialises back aboard the Cantina, sobbing uncontrollably.