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Old May 20th, 2003, 09:45 PM

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Default Re: Bar Trek: The Next Generation. Episode 4: Sore Leave

*The deadstar fleet quickly disperses in several directions and one of them launches a small craft which heads back towards the TSSS Phong's Head. Eventually after being thoroughly scanned (including what colour the lone female crew members thong is!) the ship is allowed to dock with the Phong's Head. The attractive Talena Atfield pilot Boards the ship and escorted by the red shirts with bulging eyes and are drooling. She is also accompanied by a host of more Jawa's who whilst the deadstar were in the vicinity scanned the ships CCTV and saw a scottish engineer pyhsically violating a jawa, and must stick up for their species honour, despite the fact this jawa has a ginger beard. The red shirts have to stop the jawa from stealing anything whilst Talena has to phaser a too eager Power Man who's hands were getting too close for comfort. She reaches the Bridge and gives Captain Jean Luc Le grand Chat and begins her speech.*

"Greetings from the Deadstar Continuum..." She looks unimpressed as GT slyly eyes her cleaverage.
"AHEM Eyes up here Please!" pointing to her eyes.
"We may have not got off to a good start but we would like to inform you we did not fire on your ship, we believe it's the work of a bunch of pirates or mercenaries working for a crime lord called Ragnarok. Now we are willing to forgive you for this misconception..." Notices where GT's eyes are heading.
"Eyes.... Ok so we are willing to exchange cultural information and beer recipe's, but any form of treaty is far off. Just be careful not to trespass in Deadstar space, we can't be held accountable for any losses to your precious federation! Now i'm afriad you'll have to settle this dispute with the Jawa and they demand the engineer who assaulted the jawa dogscoff be handed over for interrorgation and humiliation!"

*She heads back to her ship to relax as the jawa begin jumping at GT's arms shouting demands and making a nuiscance of themselves like little children, she smiles wondering how GT will settle this dispute and how they can interrorgate a scottish engineer... maybe showing him a brand new shiny nacelle engine and torpedoing it to oblivion!*
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