[Growltigger]

The delivery of a large bunch of red roses and expensive perfume to the Deadstar scout ship does the trick and shortly thereafter, the Talena Atfield pilot is resting in Captain Jean Luc le Grand Chat's muscular arms, at peace with the galaxy after a stonking good meal and a good stonking....

A non-aggression treaty is negotiated between the Deadstar Continumumumum and the Galactic Federation and a mutual aggression pact against the rebel Ragnarok is agreed......

The Talena Atfield pilot returns to her ship, full of warm and happy thoughts for the Galactic Federation..

The Captain strolls back onto the bridge. Mr Power Man and Mr S'Katchoo (where the hell is he anyhow?), locate Commander Kamog and ask him to report to my ready room instantly. Also locate Mr Erax and ask him to report in. Inform security to round up all the jawas and put them into cargo bay 1, tell them also to cover the jawas in a bolognese sauce before they put them in there, Barry has a dicky tummy, tell the two Taz's to assist the redshirts in this endeavour..

Mr Power Man, try and com the doctor for me will you, I need him to think of way to get rid of all the minger gingers on this ship..

Captain to crew, with immediate effect, all beards are Banned, especially on the girls

PS chaps, in Startrek, the captain always got his lass, why not here?