[Kamog]

After escaping from the FBW, Kamog finally makes it down to the cargo deck by crawling through the ventilation ducts.

"Before I report to Cargo Bay 1, I better shave this beard off. I heard that there's a general order banning all beards now... Uh, oh, I don't have my razor with me."

Walking down the hall, Kamog sees a phaser pistol in a recharging holster on the wall.
"OK, I can use this to zap my beard, and it will be fine..."

Kamog sets the phaser to "disintegrate", holds the end beside his chin, and presses the "fire" button. VZZZZTTT! The goatee is instantly atomized into a fine vapor. Suddenly, there's a loud hissing sound to the left. The bLast has hit a plasma conduit, and super hot plasma is leaking out. Electrical arcs are crackling all over the wall, and tons of toxic steam is gushing out. Immediately, sirens go off and red lights come on.

Computer: "Emergency. Plasma leak on deck 20. Closing bulkhead doors..."
Kamog: "Uh, oh, that's not good..."

Kamog runs into Cargo Bay 1, as the bLast doors slam down to either side of the hallway. Inside the Cargo bay, there's a crowd of Jawas covered in balognese sauce, and Barry the T-rex viciously mauling at a couple of them. The instant Barry sees Kamog, Barry drops the Jawas and starts running straight for Kamog, stepping on a few other Jawas in the process.

Kamog runs out the Cargo bay, but he is trapped. The hallway is sealed on both sides. In desperation, he ducks behind a couple of panicking Jawas, and holds up his bottle of Hollandaise sauce. Barry comes bursting through the door.

Suddenly, there's a shimmer of light and Kamog, along with two jawas, are transported out!

"Hey, what's going on? Why am I in the brig?" The two jawas, covered in balognese sauce, muddle around the cell in confusion.

"Someone, please let us out..."