Since there appears to be a pause in the action aboard the Tsss Phong's Head, let me take this opportunity to introduce the latest feature film of our Illustrous Captain:
This grand production was filmed exclusively in our own Captain's Ready Room and features our own Captain Jean Luc le Grand Chat.
See the heroic Captain in this his latest amourous 'tail'.
See his encounters with Thing One And Thing Two.
This production is rated XXX x 10^10!
All this is now currently being shown for a limited time in HoloDecks 3 and 4. BYOBB*
Show price is a low 10,000 minerals.
* Bring your own barf-bag