Captain Slog, article 248.7(b)(iii)(a) fourth codicil (yes, the ink is dry!!) of the Prime Directive dictates that I should always destroy any ship full of namby pamby gusset licking winnet sniffing ginger minger hirsute pansy girly-boys I come across....
Mr Power Man, charge phaser banks, raise shields, load photon torpoedoes, launch defence drones and arm all crew for a marine assault against the ginger minger....
Mr S'Katchoo turns to the captain and says "huge phase imbalance near that nebulae captain, something big and nasty is coming through". In a swirling cloud of incandescence, a large evill looking Klingon cruiser warps into space, and proceeds to head toward Fart Point.
"Captain" says Mr Power Man, "they are charging up their disrupters and obviously mean to destroy the people of Fart Point, and probably the brewery too"
"Captain to Ensign Patsy, signal the TSSS Ginger Minger, stress to them the gravity of the situation and that we need their help", "signal acknowledged Captain" says Patsy "they will assist and are charging up their pink lycra quantum torpoedoes".
Both vessels bear down on the evil Klingons buggers who dont appear to have noticed the two ships...
"Fire Phasers, launch photon torpedoes" yells the captain, a fiery bLasts hit the rear of the klingon ship and give a right good buffing. "Shields down on the klingon vessel" yells Mr S'Katchoo, "keep firing" says the captain, "defensive pattern delta, fire pattern omega, trouser staining pattern alpha"..
The klingon vessel begins to turn as the USS Ginger Minger closes to point blank range and fires the Pink Torpedoes. They smash into the klingon ship and give the crew a good tickling, and for some reason turn the klingon vessel pink and cerise!
THe klingon vessel turns to face the Ginger Minger, "Oh no" says Mr Power Man, "we are too far away to assist them"...
What will happen next? we have 6 Posts left to wrap up this episode, creative destruction only please (and keep it real)
