Re: Bar Trek: The Next Generation. Episode 4: Sore Leave
Captain: I suggest we use the famous "Pic a Card" Maneuver.
With that Power Man launches 3 Vary large playing cards at the Klingon ship.
One card has a full length photo of a Fuzzy Bunny Dealer in a tiny Dealer's uniform.
The other two have photos of some old terrorists.
"Signal the Klingons tell them if they pick the right card they will get the Prize."
The cards flip over and begin to weave a complex pattern. The Klingon ship turns to follow the cards. Their disrupters fire at the cards again and again but keep missing.
Power Man maneuvers the Phong's Head "Lean Right, Lean Left, Lean Right" .
"Captain, they have weakened their aft shields. We should hit them now where it will Really Hurt!"
"Fire Phasers, Let Loose the Cats of War , launch photon torpedoes" yells the Captain.
(Insert several Phaser firing special effects and those neat "thoom thomm" photon torpedo firing shots.)
The Klingon vessel is hit and badly damaged by the Ferocious Feline's attack.
"Shields down on the Klingon vessel. Their weapons and life support systems are off line." yells Mr S'Katchoo.
"Signal the Klingon vessel. Tell them we demand their immediate surrender!"
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