Re: Bar Trek: The Next Generation. Episode 4: Sore Leave
Meanwhile in the Pink Triangle Nebula, the TSS Phong's Head Shuttle "Herpes" has docked with several other smaller Ships, such as a Winnebego marked as "Eagle 5", and a silver saucer ship.
Aboard the Herpes, Mr. S'Katchoo is hosting a party. Music reverberates through the hull and everyone is dancing. Mr S'Katchoo, also on the dance floor, butt slams into a large half man-half dog humanoid, and the Minger Ginger Captain slow dances with a smaller thin grey alien with large black oval eyes. Off in a corner, several of the grey aliens are comparing their...aft probing instruments...with the vibrating vegetable belonging to the Princess from Planet Druidia.
Suddenly Mr S'Katchoo crumbles to the floor, obviously in agony. The half man-half dog (or Mog) investigates.
Mog: "Are you alright?"
Mr S'Katchoo: "No... I suddenly felt the anguishing cries of a billion lives, but they're gone now. I feel something terrible has happened..."
Mog: "Want another White Dwarf Swirlly?"
Mr. S'Katchoo: "Yes...no, I can't. I must return to the Phong's Head and warn the crew. There is a great and terrible force approaching. It might be here at any moment...or in several years. It's hard to tell. I'm not a psychologist you know."
The Mog puts a reassuring hand on Mr. S'Katchoo's shoulder.
Mog: "There there pal. Here, have a Milkbone."
*cruch*crunch*crunch*
Mr S'Katchoo: "Computer, set course back to the TSS Phong's Head, maximum speed."
Computer: "Sure thing, sweet cheeks!"
And with that, the Herpes breaks away from the other Ships and speeds off towards the Phong's Head.
Unfortunately, S'Katchoo forgot to tell the rest of the party go'ers that he was leaving, and so everyone who was on board the Herpes for the party is stuck aboard for the Herepes trip back.
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