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Old May 30th, 2003, 03:53 AM
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Default Re: Bar Trek: The Next Generation. Episode 4: Sore Leave

Kamog has spent the Last several days locked up in the brig along with two frightened Jawas.

"Hey, is that a nice burger I see?!" ... *blinks a few times*
"No, it's a Jawa... "

A few minutes later.
"Wow! A big chunk of cooked ham! " *opens bottle of Hollandaise sauce*
The image of ham wavers and takes the form of a small humanoid with glowing eyes.
"What! It's that Jawa again! "

Much later...
"Hmm, I wonder what Jawa tastes like? Maybe it's not so bad..."

Fortunately for the Jawas, they are transported out before they turn into a Moogle's lunch.
"Hey, I knew I should have eaten them when I had the chance! "

Happily, Kamog is saved by Chief Engineer Erax.

"Haggis sandwich? Thank you, sir! I'm starving!" Kamog devours the sandwich that Erax brought.
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