[Taz-in-Space]

Taz, as usual behind the bar in Ten Forward, is experimenting with new hot sauces to go on the tribble wings. He reads the label on his newest find:
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Dave's Insanity Sauce

Dave's original! This is the only sauce ever Banned from the National Fiery Foods show. Not only is it a good sauce, but Dave says it "strips waxed floors and removes driveway grease stains." Tomato sauce, onions, hot pepper extract, hot peppers, vinegar, spices, soy oil and garlic salt.
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Liking the sound of the above description, Taz pours out a generous amount on some of the tribble wings.

A hillbilly-looking type fellow approaches the bar and, seeing what Taz is doing, produces a bottle and hands it to Taz. This bottle reads:
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Screaming Sphincter

Weez gessin it alls strartud when grama wuz in tha outhouse a yellin and cussin. Shur nuff she'd gottin into the hot stuff. Cayenne, vinegar, salt and spices.
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Taz figures it's worth a try and covers the remaining Tribble wings with this new sauce.

Taz then begins to look for some likely candidates to try these new Hot Tribble Wings on...

BTW - both of these sauces are real - they can be found here: www.geckogarys.com/mall/WayTooHot.asp
To be tried at your own risk!!!

[ June 03, 2003, 04:35: Message edited by: Taz-in-Space ]