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Old June 6th, 2003, 10:14 PM

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Default Re: Bar Trek: The Next Generation. Episode 4: Sore Leave

*Deep down in a science lab on the said planet an evil looking scientist marvels at his creation. There were 10 of them, all looking like black Versions wof the bluey alien off farscape just with large claws and fangs to rival taz's. The strange thing about this female aliens are they also have 6 breasts and male wedding tackle . He smiles, inspecting them all maybe a bit too closely (the deadstar continuum dosen't really question our scientists turn ons, it would take piles of paperwork and thousands in therapist bills)They all smile seductively when a voice comes over the intercom.*

"Doctor, we have a reported sighting of Galactic federation away teams on the planet. We need your most evil, beastly, rabid creatures you can find to attack them!"

*The scientist begins to cry thinking about sending his beloved "beauties" to their deaths. He equips them with a couple of machine plasma rail guns and tosses them a few pulse grenades. To get them in the mood to kill he quickly brings up his dossier on Jean Luc le Grand Chat...*

"This...Cat thingy....*sob* *sniff* Killed your mother!!! But not before raping her and using her as a sex toy!!! Ummm *sob* *sniff* Anything he says is a lie and you must exterminate with extreme prejiduce and pleasure!"

*The creatures, non too bright, believe him and storm out the room leaving the scientist to cry over a lack of "bizarre pleasure" for the night before him...*

Ok guys, to keep Ratings up heres a bunch of evil aliens to kill. Although i think one of them has a thing for Kamog after seeing the flowers. Will Erax be jealous? what will he do? read the next post!
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