[Kamog]

"Ugh, these creatures certainly aren't going to get these flowers."

Kamog fires his phaser rifle - and misses. He blows away a fake styrofoam boulder. He fires again, and misses, hitting a pile of snow.

"I know I should have spent more time shooting targets in the holodeck instead of training in Klingon batliff combat... speaking of which, I forgot to bring my batliff!"

Kamog gets behind cover and tries to adjust his phaser settings. "Why do they have to make these controls so user-unfriendly? Now, how do I set this thing to wide-angle stun...??"

He takes a screwdriver and opens up the little panel on the side of the phaser rifle, disconnects several color-codes wires, and re-routes them. "Oh, no, the stupid crimp ring broke off -- where's my soldering iron?"

While Kamog is re-attaching the wire with a small piece of duct tape, the alien comes charging. Kamog steps to the side and strikes her on the head with the rifle, knocking her down. Kamog quickly wraps tons of duct tape around the alien's arms and legs.