[dogscoff]

*dogscoff, transfixed by the beauteous creatures before him, tries to resist. Somehow, he summons up the will power required to smash himself repeatedly in the groin with the butt of his flamethrower.

When he recovers consciousness he finds himself in a considerably less amourous mood and therefore temporarily immune to the enemy's allure. His plan succeeded, he proceeds to assist the rest of the away team in the same fashion.