*Senator Deadstar watches on through the security camera, wincing with every blow dogscoff delivers to his groin. He watches intrigued as Jean luc Le Grand Chat moves in, holding the kylie clone in his arms and about to whisk her to the "private back room" when dogscoff appears and painfully hobbles over before ramming Jean Luc in the testes with the butt of his flamethrower repeatedly. Jean Luc can be heard shouting obscenities in a high pitched squeal*
Personally i think thats a breach of protocal, I know i wouldn't let my first officer ram me with the butt of a flamethrower in my happysacks, unless it was absoloutly, unavoidably nessercary!
Anyway you have 38 Posts to find s'katchoos brain, surely enough time for the Captain to have his way with the clone. Boy are you in for it now Dogscoff
*Suddenly the amorous beauties begin pulling phasers and bLasters out from under the silk duvets that line the floor and aim at the away team!*
"Captain Jean Le Grand Chat, you will surrender yourself and your team and drop your weapons. You are now priosners of out exalted empire!"