[Kamog]

Kamog is sitting with his girl by the fountain... he pulls her closer... just as they are about to kiss - *WHACK!!* Dogscoff unexpectedly comes up from behind and smashes Kamog in the groin with his flamethrower. From the force of the blow, Kamog bonks his head onto the girl's face, knocking her onto the tiled floor. There is a big splash as Dogscoff hits him again: Kamog falls into the fountain, his face contorted in pain.

Kamog drags himself out of the water and struggles to his feet with great difficulty. He can barely stand up. Then he peeks inside his pants to check his bruises - it looks bad.
"Commander! Sir, I must protest! - "

Next thing he knows, he's looking down the barrels of several bLasters held by scantily-clad females. Uh-oh, what's going on?