[dogscoff]

*dogscoff decides to stop chatting up the eye candy and intervene:

stomp stomp kick punch shriek stomp smash "have you ever had a glasgow kiss missy?" nut kick stomp kick pif paf poof grab throw thunk yargh pound squish squish squish wiggle squish kick slap stomp.

His limited reserves of onomatopeia exhausted, dogscoff goes back to the corner to let 'tig finish the job.