Re: Bar Trek: The Next Generation. Episode 4: Sore Leave
Beginning Phase Two
"This is Power Man to all Red shirts: All Red shirts are to report to Holodeck 4 for their annual Target Proficiency Evaluation. All Red shirts report to Holodeck 4."
Shortly later in Holodeck 4:
"OK People Lets get this under way. Your goal is to hit the target at the far end of the range."
1st Red Shirt Ready Aim Fire… Missed.. Hits their left foot. Ok there. Off to the medic.
2nd Red Shirt Ready Aim Fire… Missed .. Hits their Right foot. Same for you, off to the medic.
3rd Red Shirt Ready Aim Fire .. Missed.. Almost hit Power Man's foot !!!
4th "Red Shirt" Ready Aim Fire .. HIT, A Good Solid HIT !!! Very Good !!
ALL RIGHT COMPUTER ACTIVATE "RED SHIRT'S REWARD" PLAN ONE !!!
Suddenly the "Red Shirt" is surrounded by a Very High Powered Containment bubble field. The field cuts off all transmissions and blocks all forms of energy from entering or exiting the sphere.
At the same time four large attack Droids swing around the side of the ship and attack the two remaining Deadstar probes that have been stuck on the side of the ship. The two probes are knocked off the ship and placed in their own VHP Containment Bubble fields.
All of this happens so fast that no signal can be sent out.
In the Holodeck 4
"Computer begin Selected Subject Scan on the contained objects."
Within the bubble field the "Red shirt" disappears. The sinister form of the Deadstar probe is revealed. Several hatches open up and several beams attack the bubble. But none of the beams can get through. Various blades and cutters are tried but they also fail. High powered antennas attempt to signal out. But not a signal gets out.
Finally with a mechanical scream the probe self destructs with a tremendous explosion. The Bubble expands up and almost bursts but manages to contain the bLast. Outside the ship the Last two probes also self destruct.
"Computer maintain the bubbles. I want all three launched on a course that will drop them into the local star."
Power Man to Captain: "I would like to report that "Phase Two" is Complete.
The Last of the Deadstar probes that we "picked up" at Fart Point have been destroyed.
The ship has been scanned inside and out. All alien probes have been found and destroyed."
In the far off lair of Senator Raging Deadstar all signals from the three probes suddenly stop.
(Sorry I broke your "Toys" RD but I can't have your junk mucking up things on the Great Ship TSSS Phong's Head. )
OK folks less than 10 Posts left. Somebody had better start putting S'Katchoo's Brain back in his head.
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