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Old June 23rd, 2003, 04:55 AM

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Default Re: Bar Trek: The Next Generation. Episode 4: Sore Leave

Since the fight seems to be Lasting longer than usual, and Taz lost his place taking notes due to the bikini-clad distraction between rounds, he wanders back to the Lab.

Seeing that Erax has disconnected S'Katchoos Brain, he waits for someone to hook it back up...

and waits...

waits some more...

Enough already! Taz grabs Erax and jams the Teacher helmet on Erax's head... a little too hard - Erax is knocked unconscious.

Muttering various Tazmanian curses, Taz whirls back to the Harem and grabs Kamog. Spinning back to the Lab, Taz places the Teacher helmet on Kamog's head ( a bit more gently this time) and then turns to the control board.

Hmmm, buttons for Topics, a dial for Duration,
More buttons for This : That : and Other Things!

Way Way Waaayyy too many buttons!!!

Finally Taz spots a large red button: Everything you wanted to know about anything and a whole lot more. ( OK. It was a huge red button)

Taz presses this button and the dial for duration - well he broke the dial - so duration is unknown...

Taz the press the smiley button: [ ]

With a mighty hum, the Teacher machine activates and Kamog is bombarded with knowledge (and other things).

Perhaps too much knowledge - Kamog body seems to jerk and twitch in place and wisps of smoke are seen coming from his ears. Finally Kamog stops twitching and the Teacher machine shuts off...

Like any good Mad Scientist, Taz steps back (and rubbing his hands gleefully) waits for Kamog to do something...
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