"Our Father of the Rigid Staff"...
LOL!
Reminds me of the Triple R: Rigid Rod of Reality!
So far, though, our plan is working fairly well. Lull them into a sense of false security and then strike! I have assembled a fleet of 37 battleships and sweepers for over 200 mines...I'm ready. Little did they suspect it would be ME, Talisman-less as I am, to be striking deep into territory!