[Gwaihir]

Hehe, thanks all. Unfortunately, i can't claim full credit, i was inspired by an actual case - (mighta been one of the Darwin awards) woman calls poison control center, all freaked out about her little daughter having swallowed an ant. Operator calms her down, explains that its not a problem, not to worry, etc. . . finally, woman thanks him, is about to hang up, and mentions the ant poison she fed the girl to kill the ant . . .