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Originally posted by ColdSteel:
COBOL is also really good at producing formatted reports. I kinda enjoyed writing COBOL programs. Oh, the memories.. takes me back...(sigh). 
A 'C/C++' programmer like me goes into convulsions when he hears someone say they *enjoy?!?* writing programs in COBOL.
Help! I'm having a seizure!! Someone, quick! Bring me an obfuscated C program to look at! Better if you put the entire program on just one line!
Programming Axioms:
1. Every program can be reduced by one line.
2. Every program has at least one bug.
Corollary:
Every program can be reduced to one line that doesn't work!