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[b] Of course, there are those of us who have to go back and maintain those obfuscated programs (he says, sitting at work on a Saturday, taking a break from fighting with 5-10 year old LISP code that was written by people who thought that all variables should be global in scope
) and we WILL find you eventually! 
Don't you wish that you could convince your boss that in most cases, it really is easier to write the whole thing from scratch than try to figure out what the other guy was thinking?
'Write all your programs as if the next guy to work on it is an axe-murderer who knows where you live.'