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Old May 15th, 2003, 04:45 AM

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Default Re: a piece of pizza in a box

...Ever-hungry Taz comes back to the box he defeated TWICE, to get another free pizza.

This time however he came prepared:
With a rope.
and a pull-cord.
and a light bulb.

He throws the rope over a nearby beam and ties one end to a nearby desk. To the other end of the rope he attaches the light bulb. Next he attaches the pull-cord to the light bulb. Lastly he stands under the light-bulb and pull the cord.

In the best tradition of cartoonland, the light bulb lights and Taz gets another idea!

Using the fastest postal courier, he sends of a message to a fellow cartoon character. Seconds later a package is delivered.

Unwrapping the package, Taz dons the suit within:
Taz is now clad in a red suit with a lighting bolt emblazioned on its chest.

Taz is now: Taz the Flash

Using the suit and his own powers, Taz begins to shake at super speed and walks through the walls.
Taz grabs the pizza, gulps it down, and walks back out of the box the same way.

Satisfied for the moment, Taz takes off the suit, repackaging it with a note of thanks, and ships it back to The Flash.

Great pizzas Narf, keep up the good fight!

P.S. Taz can't spell and eat pizza at the same time!

[ May 15, 2003, 03:48: Message edited by: Taz-in-Space ]
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