[dogscoff]

*dogscoff has been in the box for several days now, with little to do other than eat pizza.

As a result he's getting rather large.

In fact, as cartoon physics dictate, he is growing at a rate faster than the actual volume of consumed pizza would ordinarily indicate. Eventually, it gets very cramped and hard to breathe in the box, but dogscoff continues to swell, until he grows so big that it can no longer contain him.

All the walls and force fields envelopping the box split apart, leaving a very fat dogscoff sitting on the floor with his relieved and slightly squashed fellow ex-detainees.

Dogscoff immediately sets up a trap of his own to catch narf: It's a clever box trap, baited with another, smaller boxtrap, this one identical to the one dogscoff just popped open. He baits the bait with fresh pizza, picks up his clipbard and waits...