[raynor]

Today, I told one of our Users that their problem was caused by a problem with the Rudder Router.

It's not often that you have that much alliteration while actually telling the truth!

I tried for an hour to come up with other cool sounding problem descriptions that are bogus but couldn't come up with one that sounded as good as that one. (We really do have a router in the Rudder building that went out. Honest!)