[Loser]

Originally posted by minipol:
yeah, and imagine that he then wants to shake hands

There is that line from Clerks:

It's important to have a job that matters, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for purposes of artificial insemination.

On a side note, the actress who delivers that dialog in the Guidance Councilor scene is Kevin Smith's sister.

Originally posted by Gryphin:
Don't tell me the schools have stopped teaching about giant vampire bats. I wonder what they are covering up now. Clearly a conspiracy is affoot.

Giant VAMPIRE BATS!?!!?!
What the flying [radio edit]?!?!?!