Oh, great. How come I have to hit the woman? I don't want to hit the woman. This is probably just a big misunderstanding. And I'm sure her little pet is really nice once you get to know him. Or he gets to know you. Kinda one of those beautiful from the inside out things--once you're inside his belly, you'll see he's not all that bad.
Fine. Since you leave me the hard part, I'll just make things a little more interesting.
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