It figures the bug is a coward.

I
tried to tell you all that it was a
nice pet, but did anyone listen? No! No one ever listens to me!
Narf, you're next. Jack, why do Arthur, John, and D still have to clean up, but Narp doesn't?
Oh, and anything in the puddle from the keg is also likely to be contaminated with the dust.
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"Well, sir, at the moment my left processor doesn't know what my right is doing." -
Freefall