[Slick]

A typical post-game wrap-up...

A: “I wanted to thank you for so expertly kicking my butt in that Last game, but you seemed to have missed a spot on my left buttock. Would you mind taking care of it, if it isn’t too much trouble?”

B: *in British accent* “Sewww sorrray...” *whump, whump, WHUMP!* “Is that better, my good man?”

A: “Smashing!” *admires his new bruises* “A fine job indeed.”

Slick.