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Old July 2nd, 2003, 06:42 PM
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Default Re: You Just Paid

Quote:
Originally posted by Slick:
"I came here to chew some bubble gum and kick some @ss. And I am all out of bubble gum!"
I can imagine this being a sort of ritual for a unit of para/drop troopers.

(drop leader) "What are we here to do, men?"

(squad) "Chew bubblegum and kick ***!"

(drop leader) "Equipment check!"

(squad - after appropriate pause) "Awww shucks! We're all out of bubblegum!"
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